Okay so now it seems Big Brother has stooped even lower. The Fairie Girl and I have been on official protest of the show and since my last rant over the "girl and the baby task". The latest has been all over the news...turns out the Father of one of the house members has passed away and the producers have decided not to tell her! Bravo! Ratings gold! Apparently Daddy's dying wish was to keep it from her so she can enjoy her time in the house. It's hardly Dad's choice on how the daughter gets to deal with her grief now is it? It's apparently the choice of the BB producers!
But wait there is more! This is but a pale comparision to the stoopiness of all stooping by the TV channel BNN in The Netherlands who have decided to air a TV show produced by none other than...wait for it...the creators of BB, about 3 contestants who are all in dying need (pardon the pun) of a kidney transplant. They all must jostle for viewer sympathy in order to "win" the show, thus claiming the right to install a slightly soiled "new" kidney from a woman who is dying of cancer. Said woman apparently meets with each "contestant" and their families to decide who is the most worthy. This is without a doubt the lowest stooping stoopiness to date. I farking dread to think what these guys will come up with next! I could suggest some really horrible shows but that would make me a stoopy stooper too (even if I did just think up some good ones). In fact I could rant on this one for a long time. But will stop now as I am le tired. But if you do see a BB producer on the street (they're not hard to spot, they have large tongues that will be attempting to tickle your backside), please ensure you poke them in the eye with the proverbial blunt stick.
I went to the doctor yesterday. Seems I have reflux and I am in poor shape and too stressed (stressed? who me? If the bloody world wasn't a mess I wouldn't be so stressed!) and I drink too much alcohol. I have to exercise now...I have to cut back on alcohol..I have to learn to relax and not grip on to things too much. Fark...somehow I seem to have woken up in opposite world. Next thing I know I'll be doing my taxes on time and commenting on how lovely that David Koch is on Channel 7. AAARRGGHHH! Anyway, suffice to say I am going to do all the things I am asked for as long as it takes to fix the bits that need fixing and then I fully intend to fall back in to old habits. How very Australian of me.
I love my Fairie Girl, I really do. 4 years and still going strong. Without her I would be all over the shop. She rocks my world...thank you baby. Thanks for every effort you have made and thanks for supporting me in all my crazy efforts. We have a rock show of a future rolling out...and I can't wait.
Cheers & much less beers bastards.
Me.
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Fairygirl loves you too, very much and all the time, not just when it gets cold enough. BTW, Respect and credit to Drew & Natalie for the comic you posted "Shitty Stick" http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php. Lady Bella is asleep on my lap with her head on my arm, making it hard to type. Johnny Cash is going off in his cage impersonating the telephone and requesting to get out of his cage, so I had better go and sort the animals. xoxo.
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